Ways I Could Get Out of Going to My Job
2:04 PM- Some sort of bodily harm could come to me, allowing me to take advantage of my short term disability benefit
- Get called into jury duty, the longer the trail the better
- Be "let go" = unemployment $$ and bliss
- Get a new job elsewhere
- Win the lottery
- Marry a rich man and become a trophy wife
- Reject society and live off my grandma's land in Iowa
- Become a hippie
- Go to beauty school with Ash
- Get arrested and taken taken to prison
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as I was listening to Cinemagic XM radio station and singing along to Beauty and the Beast songs, I found myself wishing that a beast would lock me up in his castle so I wouldn't have to go to work. add that to your list.
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